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If someone acts rude to me, I:

(A)...Act rude right back! Life is short.

(B)...Keep quiet, but fume awhile.

(C)...Keep quiet and forgive them, poor clueless dears.

(D)...Keep quiet, but take revenge later!

(E)...Say politely, "Excuse me, but there's no need for that."